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Here are some pics from the “High Maintenance” Party on Friday. It was a very good time. Thanks to everyone who made it.

The Drunken Ninjas

Ahhhhhhhh!

Big Ern’s First Night as a Drunken Ninja

Mike & Mick

Party in the media room!

“What did i do to my finger?”

Wounded…


Modeling in the living room?


No finger pointing!

pearl snap shirts make you such a stripping victim.

Hardcore!

Dianna is upside down.

GNZ

Ramiro = Grown Ass Man

Answer: He is wearing no underwear and adjusting a hard on. Whoa! LOL!

Thanks to our loyal Partiers! The rest of the pictures are available via request.

So the 311/Matisyahu concert was a whole lot of fun. Its funny how we had planned this thing a month or so in advance and ended up going spontaneously. LOL. See, we were so tired from Crome the night before that I hadn’t thought about it. April B. called me late afternoon out of the blue and spontaneously wanted to go too. So an hour before the show, Chris, Nicole, April, Ash, and muself drove off for the woodlands, ticketless, to find an adventure. It certainly was one on the way up. Nicole and April were hard at work and by the time we got there, I was lucky to have known my own name!

Matisyahu beatboxing was my favorite performance.

Also, little did I know that I would be sweating like a death row inmate all night! All the precipitation and humidity turned the hill into one big slip-and-slide. My greatest pride and joy of the night actually wasn’t the beers or stealing sips out of April and Ash’s swirls, it was rescuing several people from the humility of a muddy fall. Justin & Ty Moon came with their girlfriends and ran into us so we ended up planting our chairs around the same slippery spot. It really was fun sitting there watching people fall all night. Other than passing around spliffs, and watching drunken rednecks wrestling around in the mud, the falling was my personal highlight. As for me though, this badass did not fall at all. I was spinning, sliding, even slaloming through crowds of people to get on and off the hill but I did not fall, not even once. Yeah!

April & I with a sleeping little one.

OMG… Does my head hurt?!?! Don’t answer that…. Aside from having to come up to the office to send out a report on a Sunday, my hung-over morning was actually well spent watching TaleSpin and The Rescue Rangers on the Apple to fulfill my Sunday morning cartoon quota! And despite the fact that everyone at the house is still undoubtedly passed out, I’m already trying to figure out how the hell I can afford to go to 311/Matisyahu tonight on good conscience with the burden of spending multiple hundreds of dollars on bottle service at Crome last night for Marissa’s birthday. I think somehow, several people owe me some $$$ so hopefully, I won’t have to wait in line for government assistance and food stamps tommorow! In any case, here are the pics that tell the story of a very drunken evening…
Birthday girl and her man 

Brittney, Lanna, & Liz 

Chris scratching his ass with the chains 

Sledge did a good job of guarding our table 

Chris & Lanna 

My old consigliere faces off with my SUIT! 

The Suit & Ash 

Uh Oh! Double Trouble as another CALIMBAS enters the picture! 

Lanna Dub – moving to Houston in 2 weeks! Awesome! 

Don’t forget to tip your waitress! 

Of course, the Muay Thai Clinch! 

Re-Deaux 

Of course Ms. Sledge likes chains and boo-shee! 

Stay tuned for Judo Joseph on Rice Professors gone wild! 

Bitter beer Kris? 

This is how my tab became $200+. I thought you were on my side Suit? 

Obligatory Random Girl Shot 

Me & Kristi… 

And Eric…. 

Go ahead Ajay…. make a comment about the fight pose. LOL. 

Chea – Drunken Ninja Security Captain 

Birthday Girl & her Korean 

Jennifer S. holding my brother up was a sign it was time to go. LOL. 

The Exit Pic 

Sponsors: Special Thanks to my main man Chea, who saved us from cover charge death at Crome and for finding us a badass table with chains and sh*t. Also, thanks to Grey Goose and her sidekick, Red Bull, for f*cking up my evening. And of course, to my suit, Junker, who was kind enough to host the UFC 73 Pre-Game at his Condo by the Bread Factory! 

So 4th of July week is coming and going before our very eyes. Independence Day came and went without much fanfare, which was actually kind of nice. I spent the majority of the afternoon spending some quality time with my Mom at my parents’ place before heading back to Houston. My brother, Chris, and I eventually made it out to a dinner party Blair invited Kris to. All this time and I had no idea that the Blair my brother always referes to is actually Bryce’s sister. Very small world. Both Bryce and his father, James, were at the dinner party so we enjoyed watching the tennis match and talking film before heading off to watch Transformers late night. That was the entire 4th of July Celebration. Very nonchalant. … I wish I could say the same for the day prior. We went to Kona and 702 but passed on Bond and midtown. Instead, we went back to our place to party, minus the offending tripod, to finish off the evening and attempt to solve the mystery of the missing featherbed.Here are some pics:

(Karen, Ash, Adrien, and I from last Friday)

Mariam, Paula, and Swan Fabulous!

Ramiro & Bhasia

Junker devying up the tab. (its not his)

Pretty People

Chris and his new friend

The Jews

Can you spot the innocent-looking one?

Mike & the Astros – the only 2 things that can convince Andy to go downtown.

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The Launch Party

What an absolutely crazy time! Between everyone running around with their own personal champagne bottles and the silly dancers and all the other craziness that went on, this thing was INSANE! I bet most of everyone that came was stuck in bed until six the next day. I’m saying that because GNZ was permanently attached to my couch for the entire day, unable to cook, clean, or get a mop. LOL. Personally, and like usual, I made it a point to clean the place up very early in the morning, which wasn’t what woke everyone up. In any case, it was a very good time and I’m glad everyone had fun. We’re going to do it again in the very near future. Here is the picture album but below are a few of my faves.