Archive for the ‘Party Time’ category

YippyKya Launch Party

July 17, 2008

So last night was an unexpected excursion out. After a topsy/turvy 24 hours filled with bad chinese food, teleconferences, and a lop-sided pool table, I certainly did not expect to be going out on this hump day. Paula, however, can be a very persuasive cousin sometimes. Not only that, but upon discovering that Laura and her bro Felipe we going to be at Kona as well, it was a no-brainer to meet up. Surprisingly, we ran into a few other people at the Galleria as well. It turns out that Rich from TGIF in Sugarland is bartending there now. (awesome!) Also, Jay-R, Tony, Sara, and a few others I haven’t seen in ages we there as well so it was cool catching up with them. After a few drinks/conversations, we headed downtown to Rich’s (haven’t been there since the old thursday deals like 100 years ago) for the Yippy Kya Launch Party. It’s amazing to me that a small social networking startup would throw a huge red carpet event like this. I thought facebook, myspace, frienster, etc. had that entire niche covered. I guess there’s enough dollars to go around… Anyways. Pictures.


The Girls @ Kona.


Crissy and Swan having a moment…


notice the disparity in drink levels…


(L-R) Paula, Chad, Swan, Me, Mariam


swan’s friends love violating her for some reason


Discussing our own launch party for Houston Concepts… (check the website)


paula donato magnum pose


It wouldn’t be Rich’s without…


Well… ya know.


She moves her little toosh on the catwalk..


Customary Mariam and Swan Pose


i ? these people.


… all of them!


Damnit Paula. We can’t take you anywhere!


 

Enjoy the rest of your weeks!

Beer-Olympics

July 17, 2008

Sometimes, its better to take a break from the insanity that is your typical social/nightlife scene and spend a quiet weekend at home with close friends. Well, not to say it happened on purpose. Our original intent was going to the river in San Marcos for a float. That then changed into a supposed trip to Freeport for wakeboarding and beach fun. Well the rain nixed that idea, so finally, we were set on “Beer Olympics” aka the “Bar Shower.” T’was a fun-filled evening actually. We played drinking games galore all the whilst laughing and having fun. In the midst of our showing Jino’s lovely sister Isa a good time, Christopher had managed to ride his motorcycle across the block to the house behind us, which was equally as noisy, yet beridden with a plethora of high schoolers. He even managed to bring one back, in the form of Cookie’s brother, who had beguiled these impressionable young children into giving up their beer for the greater good. This continued on to the next day, when Dallas and Leslie came over to watch the live UFC from Belfast, Ireland en route to going to Renegades to support George at his MMA fight downtown. Well anyways, it is now Sunday, and a special one at that, Father’s Day. So to all my close friends out there with children, as well as the impending daddies, this day is for you guys. Cheers!


playing drinking games by yourself can get pretty lonely.


lets bring out some friends…


uhm, not those kind of friends just yet…


Spencer Sandlin makes his appearance.


Adrien & Ashleigh in what appears to be a smokey room.


Mr. Rangel & Vinnie Chase with Jino’s impressionable young sister.


Adrien & Ryan’s sister


Contributing to Minors… err… actually, he was contributing to us.


I look very downtrotten. Or maybe I just look like I’ve had too much to drink…


Christopher’s Cock Magnet scares Junker into submission.


Mr. and Mrs. Smiley Face


The blue belts talk strategy while white belt studies in the background.


The scared Elle witnesses her first rear naked.


Moments after asphyxiation.


Elle = Temple University’s finest Ballerina


And I almost forgot, Ashley was there all night. Literally. In that very spot.

© Drunken Ninja Clan Martial Arts Management Agency aka DNC’s MAMA.

Ricardo Talavera – 2007 Birthday

July 17, 2008

What can I say about Ricardo’s Birthday? Words cannot explain but as I carried Antonio the half-a-mile back to the car, it dawned on me that we have such an awesome crazy group of friends. I know this is a bit elitist, but I wouldn’t trade you degenerate bastards for anyone in the world! And oh my god, how did an innocent night of birthday dinners and blacklight bowling turn into carrying multiple drunken ninjas out of the bar in defeat? You people are crazy. Now on to the pictures!


The first of about many rounds of shots. How did minor get inside?


Ray Blodget – The brawlin’ Bowler


Easy E – Bowling’s Pretty Boy


Stance of the year by Dallas


Utterly defiant…


Ashley = Silver Medalist Bowler.


The Red Team’s Only Hope!


Vato Loco


Stupid Pet Tricks


King Kong is Expert Level 


I love putting my balls between her legs!


Sparta? This IS booooo shiiiiiiiiiiiit!


The Drunken Ninja Bowling Team before the drunkeness hit!


Nipples ready for liftoff!


The King is here.


For Ajay for never calling anyone.


$100 for the best caption. Comment below.


Eric is the white michael jackson!


Liz. The other white meat.


Find Joe Boo in this picture.


Jino showing off in front of Thurgood the Janitor!


Der der der.


This dude REALLY likes Adrien.


…and he ain’t the only one.


Female Ninja Warriors @ Drink!


Not 1, or 2, but THREE manwhores. Ron F*ckin Jeremy.


My brother felt taken for his time and company.


Sanjaya?


International Pop Sensation… Jino Manalo.

MISSING

Beer Goggles

July 17, 2008

How does one woman take down three drunken ninjas? Well, the answer goes deeper than most of you are willing to follow. This weekend of sheer debauchery culminated in a game of kings (actually 4 in a row) that consumed more alcohol than 4 people and a horse should be able to finish.

FRIDAY

First, here are the pics from Friday’s fun romping. We started at Uptown Park (Tasting Room, Uptown Sushi) before heading out to midtown to check out Bond & Fix… … and Pub Fiction, Roof, Next for the rest of the crew who got lost.


Me with Paula, Adrien, & Chad at Uptown Sushi


Bonnie & Clyde Ninja’ing it up


Hyper with Swan and Paula at the Tasting Room


at Fix


With Loshak and Lyndsie


The Hyper and Bullet Show!


A Prelude…

SATURDAY

Yeah, let’s just say it all started innocently enough. After a day of cleaning house and grocery shopping, I planned on doing something really nice and cooking for a small non-alcoholic dinner party. I even used both ovens to make 2 different types of chicken entrees, some pasta with my famous tomato sauce, and some mashed potatoes. Ash came by and made a carrot cake. Everyone ate well. And then…. everything changed. We found cards. We laid them on the table… Four bottles of alcohol and a case of beer later and people were running around topless and wrapped with leaves. Ninjas were getting beat the hell up. We were helpless! and unfortunately… here is the proof.


Dinner for six by Mike Calimbas


Yum Yum.


Ramiro joins the party


I beat Jino ten times in a row on this actual tv.


Beer goggles!


Beer goggles with belts on!


Whoever drew the low card had to molest Ramiro’s lap!


Then the leaves came out… I mean, we raped the backyard.


And not only were leaves getting ripped off, so were clothes!!!


Jino does the dance of joy. 🙂


4 or 5 months. I can’t remember but i doesn’t matter anymore! Muy Bien!


The last happy moment before I started to get beat up.


Here she comes, a path of destruction…


Reverse Triangle. How of you normal people think you can pull this off?


Armbarring Jino. Look at his eyes! Ha ha. No eye contact here!


GNZ laid to waste.


Bullet is done also.


By the 4th game, we were playing on fumes. Notice GNZ with his green tea and gin.


Nuff said.


Bullet retires.


3am.


Guess who.

February 25, 2007

July 17, 2008

February 25, 2007

In light of the debauchery from this past weekend, I decided to put a Perez Hilton-style photo journal to explain things. Friday was awesome. You girls are C-R-A-Z-Y. …Saturday, the Drunken Ninja Clan, Shabs, Shazieh, the Rosenburers, Junker, Stoner, etc. etc. all made it out to the Bronx to get wicked crazy before splitting off in hook-ups, after-hours clubs, the country, and sleep. Good times!