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Oct 2006

July 17, 2008
Noon. Waking up with a wicked headache in a strange leather couch in an urban condo on Hazard in midtown with $200 worth of new twenty dollar bills lining my pockets. And I wasn’t even planning to go out last night. How did I get here you ask?

The answer lies in a an angry Jino pouring water over my face, but let’s go even further than that. After the fury that was the busiest work week ever, I came home on Friday afternoon spent. On top of all that, I had to do some yardwork and pool maintenance as soon as I got home. No naps, no rest, no anything. Eventually, around nine or so amd after several encouraging phone calls from Karen and negotiating Lindsey’s arrival to meet up with Karen & Jino, I headed over the Rice Village for what should have been a quiet dinner at Two Rows. A few drinks later and the group ends up double its original size, as Reinig, Elliot, Neha, and her friend meet us up at Jino’s place.

I get this great idea of going to Marfrelles on West Gray for drinks and conversation. After piling twenty people in Jino’s car/driveway momentary, we finally get going and meet Basil there. Upon arrival, everyone could sense something unusual because when you went upstairs and took a look, all you could see were couples upon couples necking on the couches. Yes, I concur. It very much looked like a swingers bar but I didn’t mean to take you guys to a swingers bar! LOL. Its not always like that, I swear. Anyhow, we eventually migrated to a group of couches in the corner and drank ourselves silly and talking. Ordering a bottle of Ferrari-Carano chardonnay, finishing it off, and following it with a stout double of single malt was probably not the best idea but what the hell, i’d been drinking beer and scotch all night. It was insane. But shortly after one, we decide to head back to the village.

Now you would think that would be the night-ender, as it most often usually is. But somehow, all ten smoking ones of us walk down Morningside, steaming, staggering, and hiding behind cars before finally getting there. Now what happens from this point on, I honestly cannot remember. All I know is I ended up in Jino’s bed, eventually passed out drunk next to a pretty girl while everyone else is downstairs being drunk and stupid. Now I guess Jino got mad for some reason or another and got the bright idea to dump water on my face at 5am so I got mad and left. Not being in any condition to drive, I somehow get in Basil’s car and wind up in the Galleria at someone’s apartment at six in the morning. Now while I don’t remember anyone’s names, I do remember that we did play poker for pretty nice money. In between my sleeping and being absolutely hammered, I won the whole thing and took home a nice chunk of change. It took me awhile to figure that out but it felt really good when I did. After scavenger hunting around River Oaks and Rice Village, I eventually found my phone and camera and limped my way home to rest and shower before gearing up to do it again this evening. Good times, good times!


Jino & Elliot in a spooky picture


Two N’Awlins folk & a Missisipi Girl


The Wine Connoseaur & the Lady that is dead inside


So sad…


Here are the girls but why am I doing the frankenstein like in Grandma’s Boy? Hmm.

Jordan Rivas – 2006 Birthday

July 17, 2008

Mike: I’m hung over and Hyper already blogged about the wild midtown ride that was Jordan’s Birthday last night so I’m just going to blend the two. Somehow, I woke up not knowing where I was, with just one shoe on, so I’m a little tired. On to Hyper’s Commentary….

Ok my faithful readers, I have not slept yet just so I can bring you up to date debauchery of the Drunk Ninja Clan!!  I have made a new drink just for my buddy Jordan’s B-Day…Just to remind you guys “NEVER LET ME MAKE GASOLINE AGAIN!!” the world is not ready!

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Mike: Meanwhile, we were at the apartments getting ready, eating brownies, and playing the harmonica…

This is the start of a great invetion, but a long night!!  I think these 2 pixies are a figment of my imagination, just like in Eurotrip!!

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So the birthday boy finally shows up after searching for balls all night with Eric…haha they were looking for “BALLS”

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This is when shit went down hill for the whole crew with me leading the way as usual!!!

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That shit was so good….the gayness started to come out again!!!

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Then Jordan started to see pixies!!!

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Then the pixie spiked Jordan’s beer with Rogaine!!!

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Then everyone got into the Gasoline!!!!!

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Then Eric Started to see pixies…damn this shit was good!!

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Then my co-pilot showed up…there was something wrong…I know what it was “the bastard was sober”!!!!

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Yep we are still hammered!

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The new Gasoline-Pong Champs…”TEAM GASOLINE”

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OOOOOHHH Fuck yeah…still hammered!

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Then Bullet saw pixies..damn I make the best drinks!!!!

Then I was clinically dead for 2 mins.  but thanks to the quick reactions of my crew they injected me with Gasoline and I was ready to dance!!

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Then AJ showed up to join the drunkeness!!!

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Then to the Bronx Bar to spread our joy…haha

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And then believe it or not, but we ran into a group of deaf people that were the fucking coolest people in the world!!!  If I could only sign, I would try to get some digits…haha

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Since Clint punked out…(just kiddin bro I know what you had to do, because your hips don’t lie) I had the white man dance off with this cool chick named Roxy!!!

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Then to IHOP as usual were I act a fool as usual!!!

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And then the last photo of the night just before me and my boy Eric drove to Tijuana!!!

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Meanwhile back in the batcave…


Spencer is sound asleep….


and Jordan is not far behind….


Jino & Karen at House of Guys…


Reinig’s Lotus.

Crazy Crazy night. Pho is great hangover food. A few hours rest and then off to the UH Watch Party & then the UFC. Holla.

        

Hyper’s Birthday 2006

July 17, 2008

I’m so hung over and a few brain cells short due to the incredible night of drinking that was Hyper’s birthday last night. I was supposed to drive down to Austin for ACL with Vanessa but ended up not being able to so I just ended up staying in houston. Who would have thought that Wild West could be so damaging physically and financially. I don’t remember much except for inhaling bull blasters like oxygen, taking a beer bath with Hype, the T-Rex mating call by Jino’s car, and French Toast a 5am. Sorry for depriving you of your own bed Manalo, 3’s company and 4’s a crowd on that thing. At least my drunk ass turned it over to you before sunrise. Anyways, short term memory loss due to irresponsible alcoholism is a bitch so here are the pictures, courtesy of the birthday boy.

Hyper’s Birthday Blog

We started off at Amanda’s house with jello shooters! Not the best of plans, but still a plan!

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Then onto Zake’s where we drank well of course a lot of Sake!!!

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Then the real drunk fest began at wild west!  A group of three became a clan of many!!!

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The bartenders were great and put up with us jackasses!

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Well enough talking just look for yourself at the downward departure the crew took!!!

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oooh and has anyone seen my purse????

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some overdue pics from last week…

I took my parents and uncle to the Texan’s season opener against the Eagles. It was nice to spend a little bit of family time. My brother was in town for Mom’s birthday and spent last Saturday at home after having sushi at Todai. Here are some pics from the game.

one more day left in the weekend before I’m back in my office staring out the window, dreaming of actually buying one of the cars at the dealership next door… It’s probably for the best. This weekend I (1) spent over $100 on “$1 drinks” at Wild West. (2) Bought a bluetooth earpiece that I’ll never use. and (3) Purchased a 3-Day Pass to Austin City Limits to go see Junior Gong, Tom Petty, & Willy Nelson  but may not even go at all. My wallet really needs to stop throwing up everywhere.

Village Idiots

July 17, 2008

Thanks to Heather and Tiffany for your hospitality and free shots at the “No-Pants Party” last week. Drunken twister was awesome and we had so much fun. Where are the rest of the pics? LOL. See you this weekend…
~mike~

Also, here are some pics from last Friday night, when me, Spencer, & Jino meant to just go out for a drink in the Village, but then proceeded to spend hundreds of dollars getting sloshed like Village Idiots!

The Official Birth of the DNC

July 17, 2008

Thank God it’s Sunday. I’m sure everyone that was involved in the debauchery last night felt the need to go to church this afternoon. If you weren’t present, I can honestly say that you don’t have an inkling of how insane of an evening Jino and Jess’s birthday celebration turned out to be.






First of all, starting at five in the afternoon is a tad bit early even for the most professional of drinkers. Add into that the fact that we had an almost full bar, Spencer bartending, and a never-ending flow of bull blasters and tequila shots and what you got was the perfect stage set for an insanely sinful cesspool of an evening. Shopping with Alaina and Spencer earlier in the day, I did not realize that was about the closest to calm before the storm as I would get for the rest of the evening.


After an hour of pre, pre-drinking, our close-knit group and dates went to Patu for a nice Thai dinner. The quaint little restaurant was so quiet prior to our arrival… Needless to say, I’m a little unsure if we are welcome back.





An hour and three blocks later, we were back at Jino’s for the alcohol feeding. This is when things start to get interesting. After about the 10th tequila shot, Vincent gets angry and eventually, tries to drive away after calling women by other women’s names. Cue Hyper, who rips the keys from the truck and takes Vince out with his kung-fu-grip and judo throw. Right around this time, Ashleigh and Lindsey arrive to join in on the pre-drinking. Next thing you know, all the hard liquor and shotguns turn the group into a 25 person raging ball of drunkenness that would explode out into the night.




Gatsby was awesome. Jenica wouldn’t know because she instantly fell asleep on a patio chair as soon as we got there. Everyone else had an awesome time though. Hyper invited the miler lite Latin spokes model team, Marsha Marsha Marsha showed off her sizeable boobies, and everyone kissed everyone else in sequence… Hence the cesspool comment I made earlier. By the end of the night and the likely thousands of dollars spent on the bar, and we finally make it out of there. Special thanks to Shea for making sure we were secure and comping us 20 shots.  We love you man.





I don’t even want to go into what type of sin was explored into at Jino’s after the club. All I can say is that “what happens at pinoy’s, stays at pinoy’s. Jino, I hope you didn’t sleep in the wet spot I left in your domicile. J/K. 😉





Bonus

I would like to announce the winner of the game “Fucking Hammered”: VINCENT WON!!!

You ask how the fuck did he do that? Well here it is:

1) mix 10 shots of tequilla to after telling your girlfriend that you’re not going to drink!

2) get ass kicked by three different friends at three different times.

3) try to drive off drunk and get car keys lost.

4) wake up in an 80 year old man’s house that you don’t know with no shirt and no ID and then ask “Are you Spencer’s father?” The old man made him go outside and get his newspaper before slamming the door in his face. WTF?!?!

That my friends is how to win the game, so we commend you Vincent for playing to win and setting a new standard in “Fucking Hammered.” Until next time, Thanks for playing.