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Our Top 10 Top Ten Lists

May 29, 2009


From David Letterman to your Wayne & Garth, everybody loves reading Top 10 Lists! We discover the neatest and weirdest facts on these gems. So without further adieu, I give you our top ten… Top 10 lists on the web.

  1. Top 10 Free Time Wasting Sites on the Net
  2. Top 10 Moments Caught on Google Maps Street View 
  3. The FBI’s Tope 10 Most Wanted Fugitives 
  4. Top 10 Scientific Breakthroughs of 2008   
  5. Top 10 Skills to Master Your Grill  
  6. The Top 10 Most Fascinating Urinals
  7. Top 10 Deadliest Animals  
  8. Top 10 Strangest Lego Creations  
  9. TOP 10 Shirts To Get Arrested In  
  10. Top 10 YouTube Videos of All Time

For every top ten list there is, go to


“It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution” – Oscar Wilde

Pooh’s Thought of the Day

May 1, 2009

Putting friends in perspective. Courtesy of Boss Ninja –




The five different types of guido

March 31, 2009

Below you’ll find different versions of the guido phenomenon that has overtaken the world, or thinks so anyway. Just for kicks.

1. The traditional “Long Island Style” – notice the puckered lips, shaved eyebrows, and glasses. (Even at night) If he had a collared shirt om, it would be yearning to be popped. This is the originator of guido culture, and coincidentally the guido with the strongest accent.


2. The “Suburbia Edition” – The puckered lips are there along with speckled tan, headband,  necklace, and carefully manicured chinstrap. Add a sweet car from mom (not pictured) and some slang to complete this look.


3. The “Midtown Houston Edition” – This aging edition of guido comes with dyed balding hair and gold-digging girlfriend. Usually a regular at your 30k millionaire hangouts, this guido does have a little bit of money and status …. but is likely over 38 years old. They run in packs with other middle-aged midtown guidos who come with their own T.W.I.T.S. (Teenage Women in their Thirties) The true source of their self-esteem and validation comes in groups.


4. The “Asian Edition” – See the emo hair? Unless you’re Gaysian, that’s not normal. Probably rebelling against strictly traditional parents and yearning for acceptance. ”Nuff said.


5. The “Jersey Shore Edition” -The glasses and cross are a telltale sign of the Jersey shore guido. …. but not as much as the beat up looking groupie bitches. You can usually find these groupies tagging along on trips to D’Jais in Belmar.


BONUS 1: Swedish guidos aka “Sweedos” are the latest in the guido craze. They have lifetime memberships to “Darque Tan.”


BONUS 2: Guido Parent Beach Sighting.


BONUS 3: “Everyone should see how JACKED and TAN I am!” – The Guido Attitude (Caution: Explicit Language)

The Greatest Best Man Ever!

October 19, 2008

What a champ… This best man tries to save his best friend until the very last minute!

To all our dear friends getting married soon – watch out for ninjas at the wedding!

Indian Ninjas – I only have ONE question…

October 1, 2008